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Inglorious: Woman’s Superman Chest Tattoo

Whenever I see ill-conceived body art like this flowery Superman logo tattoo across this woman’s chestal/cleavage region, I immediately think of Westley’s sage words from The Princess Bride:

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. T’would be a pity to damage yours.

Superman Chest Tattoo

But then I think, “Well, if you’re the sort of person whose judgment sees fit to plaster a huge Superman logo across your chest–accented by a metal stud sticking out of your clavicle–then I would naturally perceive your breasts and other features as 37% less attractive, anyway. Scar away!”

Via BMEzine, who would never judge you for your phenomenally poor* choices in body scarification.

* No, seriously. Awful.

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