* For best results, also drink lots of milk.
- The vintage Battle Cat ride-on playground toy officially makes it OK for us to tell kids about “the good old days.” http://bit.ly/chswNf
- Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) in a terrible, terrible Chewbacca t-shirt. It’s all meta and stuff. http://bit.ly/cUI3vi
- There’s a creepy-stunning (crunning) LEGO sculpture you probably haven’t seen before. http://bit.ly/bcTdBO
- The broadsword handle umbrella. It is not subtle. Which kind of makes it fantastic. http://bit.ly/c8mIuA
- Movie trailer for “Australian ‘Red Dawn'”. I don’t know what the real title is, but it’s Red Dawn. With Australians. http://bit.ly/ao3Yi4