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I’m Not Impressed: Cthulhu Mounted Plush Wall Trophy

If you had the temerity to mount a Cthulhu head on your wall as a trophy, wouldn’t you at least want it to look horrible and fearsome and “real”?

I mean, if you’re going to go to these kind of lengths of pitiable nerdiness, at least do it with conviction.

Mounted Cthulhu Head

Because if there’s anything worse than pretending you slayed slew a fictional cosmic entity of evil, it’s pretending that you slayed an adorable, plush fictional cosmic entity of evil.

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3 comments… add one
  • zakk April 18, 2010, 11:47 am

    Looks like a pokemon

  • JohnnyYen April 20, 2010, 2:07 pm

    “slayed”? How about “slew”?

  • Great White Snark April 20, 2010, 2:34 pm

    How about: when I use a word, it’s automatically the valid, correct, and admirable selection.

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