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I’m Not Impressed: Cthulhu Mounted Plush Wall Trophy
By Great White Snark | April 16, 2010
If you had the temerity to mount a Cthulhu head on your wall as a trophy, wouldn’t you at least want it to look horrible and fearsome and “real”?
I mean, if you’re going to go to these kind of lengths of pitiable nerdiness, at least do it with conviction.
Because if there’s anything worse than pretending you slayed slew a fictional cosmic entity of evil, it’s pretending that you slayed an adorable, plush fictional cosmic entity of evil.
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Topics: Toys | 3 Comments »
Tags: Cthulhu, Geek Loot, Toys
April 18th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Looks like a pokemon
April 20th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
“slayed”? How about “slew”?
April 20th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
How about: when I use a word, it’s automatically the valid, correct, and admirable selection.