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The Top Five Awful LOST Tattoos [Geeky Tattoos]

With the LOST series finale quickly approaching, it seems like an ideal time to bring your attention to the grossly-misguided (and terribly-entertaining) enthusiasm of some of the show’s fans.

5) Tattoo of Desmond from LOST Looking Less-than-Chipper

Desmond LOST Tattoo
Photo Credit: templeemc on Flickr

Yes, I know the ladies love a guy with a sense of humor, but getting a tattoo of Desmond with a hilariously-exaggerated look of dismay on his face doesn’t count.

4) Sickly Dharma Initiative Tattoo

Dharma LOST Tattoo
Photo Credit: DannyHavok89 on deviantART

Sadly, this Dharma Initiative tattoo appears to have been consumed by a thick cloud of jaundice.

3) LOST Knuckle Tattoo with Bonus Locke Tattoo

Locke LOST Tattoo
Photo Credit: robwaterman5 on Flickr

“Hey, look at me, I’m in a gang. Not so much a street gang. But a gang, nonetheless. You know… one of those gangs of nerdy white people who gather around chips and dip on Wednesday nights to watch a TV show and then obsessively dissect every episode on online forums. One of those gangs.

Oh, and I’ve got a tattoo of an old man on my forearm. Which will definitely age well.”

2) Ill-Conceived Placement of a LOST Numbers Tattoo

LOST Numbers Tattoo
Photo Credit: tekdotnu on deviantART

So, this guy who tattooed the LOST numbers on his forearm in serial-number fashion?

Guessing he’s not a Jew.

1) Weeping Shannon Rutherford LOST Tattoo

Shannon LOST Tattoo
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There’s nothing like a crying woman to kill a man’s libido. Which makes me wonder what this guy has against his own sex drive.

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5 comments… add one
  • VagabondClown May 19, 2010, 8:41 am

    The mouth on that last one has this distinctly Jokeresque turn down on the side that bothers me SO MUCH. It’s all I can see in that one.

  • Alexandra May 27, 2010, 12:51 pm

    Those are bad. I never watched this, thanks to your less than glowing reviews. Literally thanks.
    This “last episode” business was like the end of baseball season. I thought it would never come. I hope, unlike baseball, it doesn’t start again after a 1 month break.

  • Zack June 3, 2010, 3:42 pm

    The real #1 worst Lost tattoo really has to be Jack’s.

  • mariana June 3, 2010, 4:30 pm

    the “guy” with the numbers? YEAH, it’s a girl.

  • rachel June 3, 2010, 9:26 pm

    this is the first time i’ve made a comment on any website like this… but i absolutely LOL’d at “must not be a jew”
    what a mess.
    the shannon tattoo looks like it’s supposed to be micha barton hahaha

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