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Contest!: Got a Tagline for Great White Snark? You Could Win a $25 Amazon Gift Certificate
By Great White Snark | May 27, 2010
Hi, people. I’m currently working on a new blog design for GWS. (In part because I’ve decided that “2003″ is no longer a good look.)
One of the things I don’t like about the current design is that new visitors arriving on the blog look at the header and probably have no idea what the hell is going on around here. At the very least, they certainly won’t know the subject matter of the blog by looking at the blog title. (“Great White Snark? Is this one of them smart-ass political commentary blogs written by a white supremacist?”)

In the new design, I’d like to give more prominence in the blog header to a tagline that encapsulates the subject matter and tone of the blog. I’ve decided to crowdsource to you fine brain surgeons the task of crafting that new, pithy tagline.
When you think of GWS, what do you think of? (Besides devastating good looks and intoxicating charisma, I mean.) If you had to sum up GWS to one of your friends, what would you say?
In a comment on this post, propose a tagline you think would be great for GWS. My favorite will win a $25 Amazon gift certificate. And glory. And my hearty appreciation.
Rule things:
- Feel free to enter as many times as you like, but obviously quality will be favored over quantity.
- All entries are due by next Thursday, June 3. I’ll select my favorite and announce the winner sometime shortly after. (I need some time to deliberate; I’m not perfect, after all. Except for my looks and natural scent and knowledge of Buffy minutia.)
Thanks for the assist, blog-readin’ people! Looking forward to your ideas. Further, if there are other changes or features you’d like to see in the new blog design, please let me know.
Topics: Contests, Updates | 32 Comments »

May 27th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
We’re gonna need a bigger blog!
May 27th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the Internet…
May 27th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Come for the cake, stay for the snark.
Or vice versa. I just like the alliteration on this one.
May 27th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Great White Snark – Striving to Jump the Shark
Great White Snark – The Underbelly of Geekdom
Great White Snark – Where it’s Geek all Week
Great White Snark – We have Cake.
May 27th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Great White Snark- Snark with teeth; lots of little, pointy, sharp teeth
Great White Snark- Snark with bite
May 27th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
My Quark is worse than my Byte
May 28th, 2010 at 12:13 am
GWS-Still cooler than your mom.
GWS-You may disapoint your parents, but not us!
GWS-Where you can enjoy all things geek: news, tattoos, cake, and the abuse of spandex.
GWS-Where there are still only three Star Wars movies.
May 28th, 2010 at 6:20 am
Where nerdy has jumped the shark
May 28th, 2010 at 9:12 am
GWS- Because not all geeks are created equal.
May 28th, 2010 at 9:53 am
What geeks think, but funnier.
Better, smarter, more bite.
Where cool and geek collide.
Survival of the bit-est.
May 28th, 2010 at 11:18 am
da duh…. Da Duh… DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH …SNAAAARK!
May 28th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
GWS: Yes I’m mocking you. Be thankful.
GWS: Wait, wait, wait. Did that really just happen?
GWS: Making the internet snarky, one quip at a time.
GWS: You’ve brought this upon yourselves.
May 28th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Where geek culture will never jump the shark.
May 28th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the Internet…
May 28th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
The Internet just got teeth…
May 28th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Geek With Sauce
May 28th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Geek Wit Savoured
May 28th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
“Taking back the Internet in the name of the geek”
May 28th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I can do anything, I’m the chief.
May 28th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Oh I thought of another…
The blog that bites (kind of a play on words)
or The blog that bites back
May 29th, 2010 at 12:20 am
…where the geek is fair meat.
cuz saying ‘…where the geek is my meat.’ might have other connotations.
May 29th, 2010 at 7:28 am
“Like a dick punch to your funny bone.”
May 29th, 2010 at 10:59 am
GWS – a little something in the foreground to give life some scale; or GWS – never put on a life jacket again
May 30th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
GWS – Top predator of the geek chain.
GWS – The finest in geekdom the Internet has to offer. (Or not.)
GWS – Geeks of the world, welcome home.
GWS – Because it’s funny and you know it.
GWS – Because someone has to make you laugh.
GWS – Se habla snark.
GWS – The Internet’s best bite.
GWS – A geek’s home away from home
May 31st, 2010 at 3:58 am
Great White Snark – Know your geek
Great White Snark – Got geek ?
Great White Snark – It makes you awesome!
Great White Snark – Means “Maître de l’Univers” in french or not, but who cares really?
Great White Snark – Worst episode ever.
May 31st, 2010 at 9:16 pm
GWS = biting of the world’s geekness.
come sharp you geek with our teeth.
sharping the geek in you.
biting of the geek in you.
May 31st, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Oh, the snark has pretty teeth, dear…
June 1st, 2010 at 6:54 am
Smart-ass commentary from the geek side.
June 1st, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Great White Snark–It’s like having your brains smashed out by a tribble wrapped round a large gold brick.
June 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Great White Snark – Welcoming all nerds, geeks, and the occasional dork.
June 2nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Great White Snark – Get Your Geek On!
Great White Snark – Cause the Geek Shall Inherit the Earth!
Great White Snark – What Else You Got To Do?
June 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 pm
I know I’m late.. I’ve been without internet for days…
I figured I would submit anyway.
“Come over to the Snark side, we have cookies”