I’ll tell you what. These bakers of Super Mario Bros. cakes are a surprisingly-spiteful bunch. Whenever a spectacular Super Mario cake finds its way onto the nets, a confectionery artist like deviantART user Ana invariably has to be all, “Oh, nuh-uh! My chocolate Super Mario chess cake with 100%-edible fondant figures is going to smack your cake’s shit into next Tuesday up in here! MM-HMM!”
Because I’m 98%-confident that’s how all cake people talk. With the smacking of the shit and such.
Via Neatogeek, who is all, “I’m always 100% confident of everything, with a 100% margin of error, mmmm-kay? 100%, across the board. Word.”