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Pawns Are the First to Go… In My Gullet: Super Mario Bros. Chess Cake [Geeky Cake]

I’ll tell you what. These bakers of Super Mario Bros. cakes are a surprisingly-spiteful bunch. Whenever a spectacular Super Mario cake finds its way onto the nets, a confectionery artist like deviantART user Ana invariably has to be all, “Oh, nuh-uh! My chocolate Super Mario chess cake with 100%-edible fondant figures is going to smack your cake’s shit into next Tuesday up in here! MM-HMM!”

Super Mario Chess Cake

Because I’m 98%-confident that’s how all cake people talk. With the smacking of the shit and such.

Via Neatogeek, who is all, “I’m always 100% confident of everything, with a 100% margin of error, mmmm-kay? 100%, across the board. Word.”

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3 comments… add one
  • Rosalind June 29, 2010, 9:02 am

    Wow. I want that. Someone make a gluten-free one? I should really learn to use fondant more effectively. Anyway, too awesome.

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  • Moosen July 1, 2010, 10:54 am

    First look – awesome.

    Second look – why is Luigi king and Mario the queen? o.O

  • Melissa July 2, 2010, 3:00 am

    I can make gluten free cakes that are so tasty you could cry Rosalind. Just ask my hubby, he has to eat gluten free and he loves my baking!

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