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The Top Twelve Awful Twilight Tattoos
By Great White Snark | June 29, 2010
Oh, Twilight. I tease because I love.
Ha, ha. Just kidding. I hate you and you’re terrible.
12) The Shiny Edward Cullen Leg Tattoo
Sparkly Edward Cullen meets The Terminator meets holy hell, you got permanently etched on your skin on purpose?
11) The Cullen Family Crest Tramp Stamp
Uh. You left your heart here? Like, maybe in a nearby crevice?
10) The Cullen Knuckle Tattoo
Source: BMEzine.com
Dude, please tell me your name is Cullen.
9) Long Twilight Passage Back Tattoo
Listen, lady, if I wanted to read the book…
No, scratch that. I’ll. Never. Want. To. Read. The. Book.
8) The Creepy Edward Cullen Portrait Back Tattoo
“Mommy, why is there an angry European soccer fan on your back?”
7) Jacob Black Quote and Werewolf Claw Marks Tattoo
Two guaranteed ways to alienate men: (1) an unhealthy obsession with Twilight and (2) photo-realistic tattoos of bloody, gaping wounds across your wrists.
6) Twilight Logo Foot Tattoo
That looks inflamed and infected. I think there’s a metaphor here.
5) His and Hers Lamb and Lion Tattoos
I think it’s sweet that these two souls have bonded over their shared lack of good taste.
4) Twilight Vampire Bite Tattoo
And for the rest of his life, anyone who saw his wrist wondered if he had rabies.
3) The Edward Cullen(ish) Arm Tattoo
Source: The Internets
Edward Cullen… or one of the Hardy Boys? We’d never know if not for that trademark Twilight apple and quote.
What we do know is that he attended the There’s Something About Mary school of hair design. (Pointy! And full of protein!)
2) Twilight Mom’s Back Tattoo (Peekaboo!)
Source: PeopleofWalmart.com
Oh, you think that’s bad?
Check this out…
1) Terrible Twilight Cast Back Tattoo
I had thought that every horrible thing that could be said about Twilight moms has already been said. But this picture was indeed worth another 1,000 words. Of horror. In my head.
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Topics: Tattoos | 22 Comments »
Tags: awful tattoos, Geeky Tattoo, Twilight
June 30th, 2010 at 7:33 am
Please Tell me that at least some of those pictures are Photoshopped (you know, for a bit of a joke …)
June 30th, 2010 at 9:05 am
I’m surprised how many of these people are men. I thought the insanity could be blamed on female happy parts.
June 30th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Don’t Malign my vagina because someone made twilight and it’s marketed at tween girls. My vagina is a twilight free zone and was immune to the effects of pasty white dudes. Being a pasty white femme myself this says volumnes about how sad it is that waifish males are in vogue. Kinda creeps me out. I prefer men with meat on their boners. Pun totally intended.
These tattoos make my female happy parts sad btw. Very sad.
June 30th, 2010 at 10:46 am
apparently the only thing worse than a twilight tattoo is a twilight tattoo inked by someone who evidently has no artistic talent. not that i have to clarify, but juuuust in case, i am specifically referring to numbers 12 & 8. seriously. i would be SO MAD!
June 30th, 2010 at 11:13 am
All right…I am a Twilight fan, went to see the movie marathon last night like a total dork…But these pictures horrified me. have no idea what these people were thinking (or not).
June 30th, 2010 at 11:13 am
#1’s creepy pucker freaks me the hell out. Even more, I mean.
June 30th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Oh my…I am a Twilight Fan as well. These pictures really scared the sh** out of me. Who would get that on their skin permanently? It makes me think maybe the tattoo artist hated Twilight ha.
June 30th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Okay my sister got a tattoo of the flower from twilight and it’s beautiful…these are terrible. Why would you want these horrible (and somewhat scary) tats on you!!!!
June 30th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
Burn thy insolence from mine eyes!
er if ye prefer.
“It hurts us precious!”
July 1st, 2010 at 8:59 am
Their poor husbands…unless equally deluded will be freaked out big time.
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July 1st, 2010 at 10:47 pm
#3 looks like Ed Grimley. Am I the only one who’s seeing this?
http://www.google.com/images?q=ed%20grimley%20martin%20short&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
EEP!! I like the dolphin flying over them in #1…makes the whole thing feel a little bit more surreal.
July 7th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
EEWWW! # 4 Just EEEWWW! I am a middle aged twilight fan, but these are just ick!
July 8th, 2010 at 9:55 am
my question is number 12 why on earth would you cover a heart-o-gram tattoo with that horrid picture? you can still see the tattoo underneath so it just makes it looks horrible, plus to top it off a tattoo should not look sparkly and eddward is creepy. you may have the worst tattoo in history.
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August 16th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
There is just this one thing I do not get; what kind of a tattoo artist would ever do these kinds of tattoos? Seriously, I was a tattoo artist I would just refuce to do anything like that.. Horrible
October 13th, 2010 at 7:19 am
This is almost too good (awful) to be true! Hilariously tacky tattoos with hilarious banter to boot. Thanks for the post; it’s my day so much brighter.
October 13th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Come on people. Where is your brain? I am completely shocked to say the least.
October 26th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
people need a f*king life! It’s just a movie for christ sakes!!!
February 26th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Not as bad as the Brittish woman who used getting a twilight tattoo as a motivator to lose weight….its all down her back and she’s planning on expanding it to the rest of her body. Edward cullen’s glittery face on her stomach….ew. and she’s like….old.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Taylor, take another look at #1.