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I Once* Dreamt This: Charlize Theron vs. Ninjas – The Music Video

By Great White Snark | July 8, 2010

So Brandon Flowers, the (former?) frontman for The Killers, has released the music video for his first single as a solo artist. Preview: the song is either insulting or innocuous in its blandness, depending on your mood.

But no one is ever going to be like, “Hey, have you seen the new music video from Brandon Flowers, (former?) lead singer for The Killers?”

No. They’re going to be all, “Hey, have you seen that new music video with Charlize Theron fighting the ninjas? Yeah! It’s totally hot! Well, like 57% hot, 10% intentionally hilarious, and 33% unintentionally hilarious… but, still!”

Yep. That’s what they’re going to say.

UPDATE: Yahweh save me. After several viewings of the video, the song has seeped into my brain. The vapid blandness is slowly choking vital neurons.

* Several times.

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    3 Responses to “I Once* Dreamt This: Charlize Theron vs. Ninjas – The Music Video”

    1. Wavatar CeltJono Says:
      July 9th, 2010 at 12:36 pm

      So Brandon is her sidekick in the video then… I mean tha is the only reason I kin see her fightin ninjas te rescue his arse so many times… er maybe… jus maybe, ‘is a game… like tha is how she gets worked up… anyways, ‘m goin te stop here with thinly veiled remarks an neh cross tha line inte adult land ;)

    2. Wavatar Music : Charlize Theron vs. Ninjas « The Million Word Year Says:
      July 9th, 2010 at 1:02 pm

      [...] and don’t feel bad if the song gets stuck in your head (I’m talking to you, Great White Snark, from whom I ganked this link) Part of the bland generic musical formula is to use known [...]

    3. Wavatar Charlize Theron kills Ninjas to save Brandon Flowers – If it bleeds, we can kill it. Says:
      July 14th, 2010 at 7:22 am

      [...] Source: Great White Snark [...]

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