I Could Probably Take Him: Ninja Kitten with a Lightsaber
So, I’ll never pander to you with adorable, fluffy little kittens. (That’s what little kids in costumes are for.)
But ninja-like kittens with lightsabers are another story. Obviously.
Via Obvious Winner, who doesn’t “pander” with kittens so much as “barter.”
Find custom-built lightsabers on Ebay