Just because some of us* think it would be cool to have our zombie-fied effigies consumed as cake in some sort of semi-ironic post-mortem ritual, I bet that’s probably one of the last things Audrey Hepburn had wished for herself.
The cake artisan Gonzuela B. of The KupKake Tree summed up the cake thusly:
I decided to use a very dense vegan cake recipe and baked a smaller cake to reduce the weight the cake actually had to support. [Editor’s note: i.e., 100%-edible, people!] I baked the cakes. I let them cool. I stacked the cake. I carved it. I put buttercream on it. I put fondant on it. I painted it. It took a long time. Then I was done. The End.
Yeah. That’s how I like my zombie cakes. With buttercream and incredibly dry, literal descriptions.
* All of us.