River Tam and Wash, the latest in Quantum Mechanix’s “Little Damn Heroes” line of Serenity maquettes have been revealed. And I’ve been temporarily blinded by a fit of delight. And, also? Conjunctivitis. But that’s a totally separate matter.
Unfortunately, the internets won’t tell me the when, how much, or where of the retail availability of these things. Which makes me think I must have done something to upset the internets. Which is hard to believe, since the worst thing I’ve ever done to anyone is unwittingly make them mildly uncomfortable with my outrageous handsomeness.
Via io9, who becomes outrageously uncomfortable when confronted with mild handsomeness. And also? Conjunctivitis.