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Girls Do It Better: God of War Kratos Costume [Crossplay]

Yeah, when you’re that pale, your costuming options are pretty much limited to Uncle Fester and Kratos crossplay from God of War.

Oh, or as a vampire from Twilight, but that’s a sure way to get a pen in your eye at Comic-Con.

Kratos Costume Crossplay

Personally, I’m offended by sexy ladies taking all the good cosplay jobs from sweaty fat guys.

Ironically, the only known cure for a bad case of my being offended is a flash of lady-thigh and some cleavage.

Via Look at this Frakking Geekster, who once tried to bottle a cure for my being offended. (It didn’t work.)

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1 comment… add one
  • girly September 3, 2010, 3:53 pm

    AWESOME! I love this.

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