As you can see in the video, the rarely-spotted, deep-sea-dwelling goblin shark can actually launch its jaws out from its mouth to catch an unsuspecting prey, much as the creatures in Ridley Scott’s Alien can do.
And as you can see on the crotch of my pants, a warm wet spot is quickly forming.
Via Geek Native, who doesn’t want to look. At the scary shark, or at my crotch. Fair enough.