If only Engrish-speaking Chinese counterfeiters did all DVD cover art. Buying DVDs would be a lot more fun. Like Cracker Jack boxes. You never know what prize you’re going to get!
Me at the DVD store: “Is there really a Starship Enterprise in one of these episodes of Battlestar Galactica??”
Chinese Pirate Liars: “Buying the DVD is the only way to know for sure.”
Me at the DVD store: “Golly, you’re right!”
Via Nerdist, goodwill ambassador to all cultures who enjoy mangling our language.