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But Can It Chase Me Up Stairs?: Dalek Cake [Geeky Cake]

Don’t accost me with your indignant nerd rage or anything, but… I’ve never sat through* an episode of Doctor Who.

Which doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a fine cake in the likeness of a murderous mutant robot.

This one can even turn its head. Which is, like, the step right before mutant robot cake self-awareness or something.

Dalek Cake

Here we see cake artisan Tenele from Australia’s Stacked Cakes, forced into a subservient position by her 2-foot-tall creation, a carved cherry ripe mud cake covered with chocolate ganache and fondant.

Just run behind a closed door, Tenele! It doesn’t have opposable thumbs!

* Made it through.

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3 comments… add one
  • Elisabeth August 10, 2010, 2:57 pm

    Its not a robot!! Its a genetically mutated alien. That’s its outer armor. Idiot.

  • Great White Snark August 11, 2010, 1:52 am

    @Elisabeth: Either you’re serious and should be mocked for having a terrible sense of humor, or you’re joking and have a terrible delivery.

    Either way, I wish you’d stop resenting me for being so much more attractive than you are. It’s a no-win situation. Except for me, of course.

  • Patrick August 11, 2010, 12:12 pm

    That is possibly the Most AMAZING CAKE EVER !
    You are a hero to geeks and nerds the world over.
    This would be such an amazing wedding cake !
    You have Never seen a single episode?!
    Consider “Nerd Rage” to have occurred,

    You’re amazing.
    Please keep it up !
    ( And watch some Old Doctor Who ! )

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