When my friend Jen from Cake Wrecks said today that she’d captured a shot of a “sexy Wampa costume” at Star Wars Celebration V in Orlando, I could only picture something (1) reeking of crazy-pants and (2) featuring boobs.
And, boy, did Florida deliver. In its own special way, no less. (I.e., with a stripper.)
Check out the rest of Jen’s pics from Celebration on EPBOT. Spoiler, though: no sexy Greedos.
I saw her there on Thursday. There was also a girl dressed as a sexy Ewok, but I did not take a picture of either because I love my wife as much as I love continuing to live with all of my body parts intact.
Wampa girl was freaking hot. Possibly the greatest ass that I saw that weekend.