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Because Cold Brass Is Such a Turn-On: Steampunk Sex Toys
By Great White Snark | August 13, 2010
Yeah, when you’re scanning that photo, below, don’t let the cleavage distract you from what’s in her hands: a steampunk sex toy. Oh, hello!
From Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities:
No. We buy high-quality pre-existing dildoes and vibrators from other suppliers and modify them ourselves out of acrylic, right here in America.
You know what this means, right? A new trend of steampunk-themed pornography where the actors all speak in lofty Victorian accents and wear brass-rimmed monocles.
I.e., annoying, annoying pornography.
Via the Nerdcore site based in Germany, where most upsetting sex-play originates in this hemisphere. It’s like the Japan of Europe.
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Topics: Crafts and Hacks | 3 Comments »
Tags: Crafts and Hacks, Steampunk
August 13th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I don’t know German, but this is my favorite comment:
Oder wie man in der Industrie sagt: “Seal of approval, my ass!”
August 13th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
„It’s like the Japan of Europe.“
w00t!? I love you too ;D
August 16th, 2010 at 2:40 am
lol…. but that still just looks scary…