Yeah, when you’re scanning that photo, below, don’t let the cleavage distract you from what’s in her hands: a steampunk sex toy. Oh, hello!
No. We buy high-quality pre-existing dildoes and vibrators from other suppliers and modify them ourselves out of acrylic, right here in America.
You know what this means, right? A new trend of steampunk-themed pornography where the actors all speak in lofty Victorian accents and wear brass-rimmed monocles.
I.e., annoying, annoying pornography.
Via the Nerdcore site based in Germany, where most upsetting sex-play originates in this hemisphere. It’s like the Japan of Europe.