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Because Cold Brass Is Such a Turn-On: Steampunk Sex Toys

Yeah, when you’re scanning that photo, below, don’t let the cleavage distract you from what’s in her hands: a steampunk sex toy. Oh, hello!

From Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities:

No. We buy high-quality pre-existing dildoes and vibrators from other suppliers and modify them ourselves out of acrylic, right here in America.

Steampunk Sex Toy

You know what this means, right? A new trend of steampunk-themed pornography where the actors all speak in lofty Victorian accents and wear brass-rimmed monocles.

I.e., annoying, annoying pornography.

Via the Nerdcore site based in Germany, where most upsetting sex-play originates in this hemisphere. It’s like the Japan of Europe.

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3 comments… add one
  • Tommy August 13, 2010, 2:03 pm

    I don’t know German, but this is my favorite comment:
    Oder wie man in der Industrie sagt: “Seal of approval, my ass!”

  • René August 13, 2010, 6:59 pm

    „It’s like the Japan of Europe.“

    w00t!? I love you too ;D

  • Debbie August 16, 2010, 2:40 am

    lol…. but that still just looks scary…

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