The internet would tear itself apart trying to figure out who* to root for.
Via Ugliest Tattoos, who wishes this guy luck getting laid once he’s out of his early 20s, when “lack-of-forethought” and “random acts of stupidity” stop being attractive qualities.
* If I’m going to end the sentence with a preposition anyway, then why bother making the rest of the sentence all grammatically-correct with an objective “whom”? Nah, I’d much rather make the sentence more “natural” for the sake of the punchline. And then deflate the punchline with long side-notes about grammar. (MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.)