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How’s That OCD Going for You?: Matchstick Minas Tirith

Hey, great, if you’ve got enough free time to build a giant model of Minas Tirith out of matchsticks, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind looking for that retainer I lost in Tampa Bay when I was jet-skiing that one time in 1990.

Matchstick Minas Tirith

Where in Tampa Bay? Oh. You know. Out towards the middle, or thereabouts. Yeah. The middle. Anyway, you’ve got time, right? Ha, ha, ha! Fake convivial laughter! Ha, ha!

Via The Daily What, who’s all like, “Hey, guy. Get a job.”

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4 comments… add one
  • Charlie August 31, 2010, 8:53 pm

    Just saying, but can you please not make fun of us obsessive-compulsives? Thanks.

  • Bagheera September 1, 2010, 5:01 pm

    Despite the fact that I’m certain this individual can’t have much of a life, I am in awe of his skill and dedication. So he just went from total nerd to totally cool nerd and no, that’s not an oxymoron. Why do you ask?

  • Shane September 4, 2010, 8:48 pm

    No way! And I just finished sculpting my Uruk Hai army in phosphorus.

  • 'Nara September 6, 2010, 1:56 pm

    Charlie, I’m sure no particular harm was intended, but you have to realize that you’re reading a site that makes fun of EVERYONE. I notice you don’t complain about the fairly common mockery of fat fans — it’s funny till it applies to you, right?

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