Uh-oh, Wampa just found out that George Lucas is re-releasing the six Star Wars films in 3D in a shameless move overtly intended to (a) bilk suckers out of their money and (b) further embitter jaded fanboys. (P.S. the suckers = jaded fanboys.) Sad Wampa is sad!
Oh, and somebody cut off Wampa’s arm, but whatever… Wampa has other concerns: Lucas’s neck-chin is getting more billowy with arrogance by the minute!
Via Super Punch, who has seen arrogance unbridled, but never billowed.