Good news, kids! Your parents were wrong: Santa Claus is real, and he’s a filthy old man living in the wilderness of the mountains of Finland.
And he is apparently worth quite a bit on the human-trading black market, according to this bad-ass trailer for Rare Exports.
Even better news? THIS MOVIE IS REAL.
Via geekpr0n, who liked Santa better when he didn’t look like an even crankier version of Odin.