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Because Why Not?: Pet Crocodile’s Iron Man Costume [Cosplay]

I have two guesses where it is that someone thought it was a good idea to dress up a crocodile in an Iron Man costume:

  1. Florida
  2. Florida

Please, someone bet against me. I love easy money.

Ha, ha, just kidding. Crocodiles are actually excellent pets*, and it’s unfair of me** to once again pounce on the most convenient opportunity to portray Florida as the nation’s undisputed capital of poor judgement.

Via The Daily What, who once domesticated a feral Floridian.

* No, they’re not.

** No, it’s not.

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8 comments… add one
  • Izandra October 6, 2010, 9:56 am

    Stupid people never seem to understand that cute lil baby things grow up… sometimes to gigantic man-eating sizes. *eyeroll* Oh well, I predict a Darwin Award in the near future.

  • Tommy October 6, 2010, 11:16 am

    My uncle back in Louisiana has an alligator farm, so it could be from some Coonass back home.

  • Phish October 7, 2010, 1:13 am

    It’s a dwarf, it won’t get big enough to earn het a Darwin, maybe just some bitching from PETA.

  • rapunzel210 October 7, 2010, 5:07 am

    Why Florida indeed? It’s not exactly the home of the crocodile, FFS. Now if it were an alligator dressed as Iron Man, you’d have a point!

  • EADizzle October 7, 2010, 9:13 am

    She’s from Colorado, says so in the credits. What do I win?

  • Judy October 7, 2010, 9:15 am

    She writes at the end that her pet is legal to have in “CO” which is Colorado. Florida has no patent on crazy-assed stuff.

  • Great White Snark October 7, 2010, 9:31 am

    Since when do I let facts get in the way of disparaging Florida? You people should know better.

  • EADizzle October 7, 2010, 11:44 am

    It is kinda like a turd hanging out of America’s butthole. [read: Alabama/Georgia]

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