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Worst Collectible EVAR: Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket and Medal

Basically, if you take the profound uncoolness of a Member’s Only jacket and multiply it by 1.7, you get Luke’s ceremonial jacket from the closing scene of Star Wars.

Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket

So, if you’d actually consider paying $260 for a replica of that severely-uncool space jacket, you might as well have your name legally changed to “Poindexter” and secure a pocket protector to your chest with an industrial stapler, because any hope of your having sex with a humanoid-type person with genuine lady-parts has been lost.

Via Fashionably Geek, who wants to know how loosely we’re defining this whole “humanoid-type person” thing.

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2 comments… add one
  • TheOnlyWouter October 12, 2010, 3:33 am


  • Claire October 17, 2010, 4:35 pm

    Any guy with that is bound to have an AWESOME Star Wars collection, which can turn a 4 into a 7. So there would be hope yet

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