So, remember at the end of Superman II how Clark made Lois forget his secret identity with the apparent memory-erasing powers of a kiss? And you were all, “Ummmm, like, I don’t remember anything about a amnesia-administering-kiss power from any of the seventeen retconned versions of Superman’s origin, ok? Like, WTF, you know?”*
Well, this clever alternate ending to Superman II presents a more plausible solution to “the Lois problem” that fits well-within the bounds of Superman’s known powers.
Man. I saw what was coming, and I still laughed.
Via boingboing, who saw what was coming and retconned my laugh.
* ‘Cause you were pretty young back then, and you had this annoying habit of talking like a Valley Girl.