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Better, I’d Say: Alternate Ending to Superman II

So, remember at the end of Superman II how Clark made Lois forget his secret identity with the apparent memory-erasing powers of a kiss? And you were all, “Ummmm, like, I don’t remember anything about a amnesia-administering-kiss power from any of the seventeen retconned versions of Superman’s origin, ok? Like, WTF, you know?”*

Well, this clever alternate ending to Superman II presents a more plausible solution to “the Lois problem” that fits well-within the bounds of Superman’s known powers.

Man. I saw what was coming, and I still laughed.

Via boingboing, who saw what was coming and retconned my laugh.

* ‘Cause you were pretty young back then, and you had this annoying habit of talking like a Valley Girl.

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2 comments… add one
  • Jay October 15, 2010, 3:41 pm

    Wow, they went for the easy win. I thought maybe they’d have him lobotomize here ala Doomsday during the kiss. Still funny watching him fly away with that big smile.

  • steven October 27, 2010, 1:10 am

    hilarious, especially his smile after he drops her

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