Sure, Works for Me: Avenging Unicorn Playset

I don’t know what this unicorn’s problem is, but I’ve never been one to question irrational(?) anger towards humanity at large.

From the description on ThinkGeek:

• Each unicorn comes with four different horns of power.
• Includes three victims pre-punctured for easy stabbing.
• Unicorns get mad too – let the anger out!

They say “unicorns get mad, too” as if this is something we all should have known all along.

Not so much.

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