Because I’ll never dress up like a big, fuzzy space bear and dance around on ice skates. You’re welcome.
- Ewoks on Ice. Who owes me an apology for this? http://bit.ly/fy2CeD
- You gamers are lazier than I thought. http://bit.ly/gn15XM
- Craig Ferguson’s unaired show open for his Dr. Who episode is why I haven’t given up on humanity. http://bit.ly/eD1o02
- Brace yourself: Tie Fighters were originally going to be purple. PURPLE. http://bit.ly/iaEnkJ
- Nature can creep me out worse than zombies can, any day. http://bit.ly/hqmE7n