Because I’d never create some alternate universe in which Han Solo is killed by some douchey Sith in a red hood.
- This is disconcerting. http://bit.ly/gwRulg
- Very cute, Amazon. #Castle #NathanFillion http://amzn.to/huf3fO
- I’m sad to know that Cthulhu sex toys exist. And they’re as horrific as you’d expect. NOT SAFE FOR LIFE http://bit.ly/fNr2xQ
- Video of every zombie kill in “The Walking Dead”. BAM! HEADSHOT! http://bit.ly/hyULqZ
- I’m really enjoying this more than I should. Thanks, lazer cat. http://bit.ly/fvwTme