Because I’d never let you plaster a giant Twilight tattoo across your back. And if somehow you managed to get one, anyway, I’d never post a photo of it on my blog. Much.
- Oh, no. It’s back, and it has grown. #HorrificTwilightTattoo http://bit.ly/eTlCNd
- Vampire fangs are the new tramp stamp. Either way, your future children will think you’re an idiot. http://bit.ly/e4fzt1
- Yeah, I can see why some of you take this show so seriously.#StarTrek http://bit.ly/fP76xX
- “These aren’t the _______* you’re looking for. Move along.” *breasts #SFW #StarWars http://bit.ly/fGo3Qp
- A Comic-Con parade? Aren’t the 120k sweaty nerds in San Diego in July enough of a spectacle, already? http://j.mp/dWVDBo