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The Top Six Terrible Spider-Man Tattoos
By Great White Snark | March 22, 2011
The Spider-Man musical gets a lot of the attention these days, but it’s not the only terrible thing featuring Spidey’s hapless mug.
6) The Spider-Man Tramp Stamp (P.S. WTF?)
Source: Ugliest Tattoos
Nice job. Now, every time someone looks at you from behind, they’re going to wonder why Spider-Man’s spider-sense is tingling and he’s asking himself “WTF?” while he’s in the immediate vicinity of a potentially vaporous region of your body.
This is a pretty good prank; I’m just wondering why you decided to play it on yourself.
5) The Spider-Man Symbol Back Tattoo
Um. Hey. I think you’ve got something on your back.
4) The Spider-Man Sock Tattoo
Further evidence that no one has ever un-ironically said, “Hey, check out that wicked sock tattoo.”
3) The Overgrown Spider-Man Symbol Chest Tattoo
Source: GWS
Winner of the 2011 Award for Most Likely to Creep a Girl Out when Taking off His Shirt.
2) The Ripped Chest Skin Spider-Man Tattoo
Source: The Internets
I spoke too soon.
1) The Terrible Spider-Man Figure Tattoos
Source: Ugliest Tattoos
I’m not sure what’s more distracting in this Spider-Man tattoo: what passes for Spidey’s right leg, the bloody webbing, or the prospect that someone let an enthusiastic sixth-grader experiment with tattooing for the first time.
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Topics: Comics, Tattoos | 3 Comments »
March 23rd, 2011 at 7:38 am
I’m actually going to see a performance of “Spider Man” on Broadway tonight! So excited!
March 26th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Why in the tramp stamp is one of spidey’s eyes squinting? Is he smelling something, and that’s the reason for the wtf?
My poor poor eyes…
July 21st, 2011 at 8:00 am
That’s a tough list. Real hard to pick which one is the absolute worst of the bunch. I’m leaning towards the overgrown chest tattoo…