These Spider-Man tattoos are what happens when you mix permanent ink, really poor judgement, and passion for the heroic web-slinger…
6) The Spider-Man Tramp Stamp (P.S. WTF?)
Nice job. Now, every time someone looks at you from behind, they’re going to wonder why Spidey’s spider-sense is tingling and he’s asking himself “WTF?” while he’s in the immediate vicinity of a potentially vaporous region of your body.
This is a pretty good prank; I’m just wondering why you decided to play it on yourself.
5) The Spider-Man Symbol Back Tattoo
Um. Hey. I think you’ve got something on your back.
Could have been worse, I guess. One time someone got excited about Peter Parker’s alter-ego (pre-Miles Morales!) and ended up dropping $100 million on a Spider-Man musical, which definitely did more damage than a tattoo needle.
4) The Spider-Man Sock Tattoo
Further evidence that no one has ever un-ironically said, “Hey, check out that wicked sock tattoo.”
3) The Overgrown Spider-Man Symbol Chest Tattoo
Winner of the 2011 Award for Most Likely to Creep a Girl Out when Taking off His Shirt.
2) The Ripped Chest Skin Spider-Man Tattoo
I spoke too soon. Nothing says “sexy” like a gaping chest wound.
1) The Terrible Spider-Man Figure Tattoos
I’m not sure what’s more distracting in this homage: what passes for Spidey’s right leg, the bloody webbing, or the prospect that someone let an enthusiastic sixth-grader experiment with tattooing for the first time.