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Movies

• The Top Five Power Anthems from 80s Geek Movies
• The Top Five Cringe-Worthy Dance Scenes from Geek Movies
• Live Free or Die Hard Blatantly Rips Off Action Scenes from Other Movies - Video Evidence
• Geek Movie Directors Who Should Retire
• The Seven Most Pathetic Upcoming Geek Movie Remakes
• The Five Most Pathetic Upcoming Geek Movie Sequels
• The Top Five Most Disappointing Geek Movies with High Potential (plus Three More)
• The ACTUAL Value of Rare Hollywood Memorabilia for Geeks (According to Me)
• Five Movies That Remind Us What’s Wrong with Superhero Parodies
• Punisher 2 Casting Call: Who’s the Best Punisher?

TV

• The Top Five Geek TV Shows that Fail to Live Up to Their Awesome Opening Credits
• Five Suggestions for the Lex-Luthor-Free Eighth Season of Smallville
• The Top Ten Most Tragic Geek TV Show Cancellations
• The Best Geek TV Shows of the Past Twenty Years
• The Top Five Geek TV Shows that Jumped the Shark
• The Top Five Most Lame Geek TV Deaths
• The Best and Worst Geek TV Hookups - with Videos
• How Janeane Garofalo Can Save TV’s 24

Comic Books

• Five Pieces of Advice for Buffy’s New Lesbian Lover
• The Top Five Lessons the United Nations Can Learn from Marvel Superheroes
• What’s So Very Wrong With This Picture of the New Captain America?
• The Cost of Outfitting a Real Life Batman
• The Birth of Captain America: A Little-Known Real-Life Story of Triumphing Over Anti-Semitism
  

Geeks

• The Top Five Geek Icons You Can’t Believe Are Scientologists
• The Top Five Geek Icons Who Deserve Action Figures In Their Likenesses
• The Geek Girlfriend Litmus Test in Cosmo Quiz Style, Part One and Part Two
• The Top Five Reasons People Hate Bill Gates
• Charles Ross and the One Man Star Wars Trilogy - Video

Comic Book Convention Coverage and Other Events

• WonderCon 2008 - The Top Three Best Things Brendan Fraser Said While on Cold Medication
• Comic-Con International 2007 - Galleries
• RoboGames 2007: BattleBots Robot Combat - Videos
• San Jose Super-Con 2007 - Galleries
• WonderCon 2007 - Gallery of Costumes
• WonderCon 2007 - Battlestar Gallactica’s Richard Hatch is a Funny Perv

Zombies

• How Five Presidential Candidates Would Handle a Looming Zombie Threat
• The Top Five Celebrities Likely to be Mistaken for Zombies
• The Top Five Celebrities That Zombies Would Avoid Eating
• Real-Life Celebrities Who Should Fight Zombies in Comics and Movies
• The Ten Best Zombie Media to Feed Your Brain

Technology

• Top Ten: What Would Batman Twitter?
• Web Widgets That Are Actually Interesting
• Revolutionary Advanced Weaponry: New Ways to Laugh at Your Enemy’s Pain
• Microsoft Desperately Wants to Sit at Cool Kids’ Lunch Table

Toys and Games

• The Top Five Toy Collectors Gone Wild
• Stop Motion Video of Lego Batmobile Construction
• An Open Letter to the Padme Skywalker Doll
• The Shortest Route to Sacrilege: Suggesting New Characters for the Next Bibleman Video Game
• Five Lessons from the Xbox 360 for Keeping Customers Loyal to a Broken Product

Offbeat and Miscellaneous

• No Takebacks! The Top 10 Geek Events I Wish Never Happened
• The Top Ten Things Geeks Should be Thankful For This Thanksgiving 2007
• Geeky Crap that NASA Should Dump in the Junkyard of Space
• Amazon.com Gives Star Wars Game A Poop-Star Rating