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Monday, June 9th, 2008Last month, Mike Judge–creator Office Space, Idiocracy, and King of the Hill, screenplays and TV shows paying tribute to America’s can’t-do spirit and utter mediocrity–raised the possibility of a live-action adaptation of Beavis & Butt-Head.
Which is weird, because I thought I saw this already. On Fox. When it was called The Simple Life, [...]
Giveaway: Speed Racer: The Next Generation - The Beginning DVD
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008Just when I was about to turn in my fat guy pants, NRA card, and Creationism for Dummies guide and move to Canada… the Speed Racer movie bombed, thereby restoring my faith in America. I guess I’ll stick around for another couple of weeks.
You’re welcome, America.
It’s not that Speed Racer is a bad film. [...]
Contest - Win the new Justice League: The New Frontier DVD
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008In addition to the bountiful other geek goodness that I’ll be covering at WonderCon this coming weekend, I had planned on cramming into my schedule the “Exclusive World Premiere” of Justice League: The New Frontier on Saturday evening. Because watching cartoons on a Saturday night is just how I roll… right into celibacy. [...]
The Top Five Disconcerting Things About the New Transformers Cartoon
Friday, January 11th, 2008I did it. I sat through the televised The Transformers: Animated movie. Well… “movie.” It’s the first three episodes of the series, strung together to tell the origin story.
Now, I’ve sat through a perfectly good animated Transformers movie once before, back in ‘85. So why would I risk tarnishing that experience [...]
The Coolest Upcoming Cartoons for Geeks
Monday, October 8th, 2007Brace yourself. If you’re the sort of person whose stomach is easily turned by gross displays of man-childish behavior, please avert your eyes. A grown man is about to lament the end of Saturday morning cartoons.
The CW network–until now, providing the last vestige of Saturday morning cartoon goodness–has announced that it is dropping [...]
Stupid Missteps: Sony Is The New Legion of Doom
Thursday, September 6th, 2007Jewish Christmas has come early this year! Why? Because it looks like Sony is going to lose about $630 million in the fourth quarter.
So? Why am I as smug as Dick Cheney after he’s earned millions of dollars selling his memoir, Lying Liar and the Lies I Lied? ‘Cause nothing satisfies like [...]