7) The Hairy-Chested Chewbacca Costume

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Many bathmats died to bring us this costume.

6) The Cardboard Chewbacca Costume

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So, yes… it’s pretty fantastic as far as cardboard costumes go.

But in the meantime: it’s still made of cardboard.

5) The 1977 Official Star Wars Chewbacca Costume for Kids

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THANKS, 1977!

The only way the design of this Chewbacca costume could have been more lazy is if they plastered recycled artwork of The Wolfman’s face across the chest.

4) The Gorilla-Faced Chewbacca Costume

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A compelling argument against gene-splicing technology: Gorilla Grodd crossed with a Wookiee. A super-smart gorilla who rips arms off all willy-nilly.

3) The Chewbacca Baby Costume

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Good thing you’re not old enough to know better, Baby, because you look like a Fraggle who could easily be mistaken for a feather duster.

2) The “Sexy” Chewbacca Costume

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The last three things that should ever be made into “sexy” costumes: (3) Gary Busey. (2) Chewbacca. (1) Herpes.

1) The Grizzly Adams as Chewbacca Costume

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Here’s a sentence I’m pretty sure you’ve never heard before:

Grizzy Adams killed a Wookiee and wore the skin as a suit at Comic-Con.

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In other news, the number of legitimate reasons to own a small, yappy dog has increased to exactly one.

Via ptitumblr, who has never met a small, yappy dog he hasn’t yub-nubbed.

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Yet.

I love that this kid dressed as Dark Helmet from Spaceballs at Star Wars Celebration IV is doing “tongue-in-cheek tribute” before he even knows what “tongue-in-cheek” means.

Via Reddit, who bets he doesn’t know what “pocket pool” means, either. Because that’s just how Reddit’s mind works.

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And here’s a link to Wikipedia, where I want you to go and find out why I’ve had to wait this long for a Harley Quinn bikini to come across my computer screen. Hurry along, now.

Via My Disguises, who searches for “bikinis” on the internets for “research purposes” all the time.

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Via Sexy Green Babes, who’s pretty sure that bloody cleavage is against corporate dress code. And it almost certainly is if any bloody nip is showing.

* If you had a nickel for every time you’ve heard that, eh?

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Because there is no limit to the amount of tantalizing costumed cleavage that I’ll post to win your affection. After all, cheap and pandering is our common language. And, also? English.

• This is what it looks like when my mind is sort of, kind of changed. http://j.mp/fmH924
• Yeah, Wolfram Alpha is pretty smart. http://j.mp/g5u2RR
• I don’t get tired of this. Posh Spice totally looks like Falcor.http://j.mp/aofxcL
• The worst part of Episode III? http://j.mp/eSx6GC
• The Japanese start their kids on a road to batshit insanity at a young age. http://youtu.be/ytHUb9U6i7I

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Nope, no daddy issues going on, here…

In other news: Yeah, that’s hot. And the daddy issues just make it seem like more fun.

Via f***yeahgeekgirls, who’s sick and tired of bikini bottoms getting in the way of crotch-tattoo appreciation.

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Much as the protagonist in Kick-Ass did, he roams the streets of his city looking for evildoers to thwart.

And much as the protagonist in Kick-Ass did, he gets his ass kicked quite a bit:

Phoenix said since he started his crime-fighting crusade nine months ago, he’s been stabbed, and had a gun pulled on him a few times, but received no serious injuries.

This can only end badly. But, hey! Look! A cosplayer roaming around outside, with nary a nerd convention in sight!

Via The Daily What, who thinks what this guy is doing is quite noble. In a ridiculous and stupid sort of way.

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I’m calling it: the Tron revival is now officially over.

Via Buzzfeed, who, no, doesn’t want to see your Tron dog slippers.

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Via Reddit, who wants to know why he couldn’t at least have made the damn thing out of dismantled beer cans. It’s clearly not as if he didn’t have enough of them.

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