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Monday, August 23rd, 2010I guess it could be worse. They could have put him in a tie with little Hello Kitties all over it.
Via Neatorama, who doesn’t think there’s anything more beautiful than the birth of a LOLCATZ image. Except maybe regular childbirth.
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Dance, Wolverine, Dance!: Hugh Jackman in a Commercial for Lipton Iced Tea
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010Behold this ad for Lipton Iced Tea, titled “Tokyo Dancing Hotel”.
Way to go, Japan. You’ve really done it this time. Your batshit-nutso powers have turned Wolverine into some jubilant dancing dandy, like he’s some sort of Broadway star or something.
Oh, wait.
Via SCI FI Wire, who once went to Japan and got his cosplay stuck in [...]
Thanks, 1970s Japan!: Insane Star Wars-Themed Commercial for Sea Chicken [Video]
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Answer: Chewbacca jumping and yelping like someone just gave him a hearty Wookiee-neutering. Horrible doppelgangers of Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Princess Leia. “Sea chicken,” a screeching mantra that will haunt your ears like nothing else since “RED RUM.” The geisha-like version of C-3PO that you never imagined could be more effeminate than the original. [...]
Custom Hello Kitty Fingernails Look Like Colorful Little Tumors
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009Someone spotted at the Tokyo Nail Expo yesterday apparently dipped their fingernails in partially-digested Hello Kitty parts.
Fact: Hello Kitty has a gumball machines where her lower intestine should be. Which explains why nutty Japanese schoolgirls continue to gobble her crap up.
Via Tokyo Mango, who chooses to see Japan as “fruity,” rather than “nutty.”
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Sayonara, Sucker: Hello Kitty Punisher Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Hello Kitty Hell has pumped more than its fair share of wince-inducing Hello Kitty tattoos into the tubes of the interconnected nets (Hello Kitty Boba Fett tattoo, anyone?), but this Hello Kitty Punisher tattoo takes the (soy sauce-soaked Japanese rice) cake.
Kitty of Liberally-Licensed Annoyingly-Pandering (Non-)Cuteness, I know the Punisher, and you, dear, are no Punisher.
In [...]
Thanks, Japan: Sega Zippo Lighters
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Looks like Japan took a break from winning hot-dog-eating contests, drawing naked anime ladies, and fetishizing Hello Kitty to produce yet another ridiculous novelty: Sega Zippo lighters.
‘Cause why would you make a really small video game console that plays games when it can light cigarettes, instead?
Because Japan, that’s why.
But wait… there’s more. The price of [...]
