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Thursday, March 18th, 2010I can’t look at this watermelon Death Star and not think of Gallagher and the Sledge-O-Matic.
(Because my mind is always on the highest high-brow of comedy. That’s why. Now stop looking at me like that. I SAID LOOK AWAY.)
Via kuriositas by way of NotCot, whose ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to… no, [...]
Skull-tastic: Star Wars Rancor Beast Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Monday, March 15th, 2010So was it bold for this guy to get a tattoo of the Rancor beast from Return of the Jedi on his skull? Sure. Right up until his hair grows in, when you’ll merely see a Rancor fingernail extending from his hairline.
The joke is on him, though. And that joke is called “male pattern baldness”.
Enjoy [...]
Now with Extra-Pointy Ears: Junkyard Steampunk Yoda
Thursday, March 11th, 2010So here’s a steampunk Yoda sculpture built from random metal scraps.
Which is pretty impressive. Whenever I’m feeling artistic and have got a bunch of scraps laying around, I end up with a rudimentary pyramid. Or boob. Depending on how deft my hands are that day.
Via Epic Win FTW, who shall never lay its hands on [...]
“Hate” Doesn’t Cover It: Yoda Transformers Toy
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010This Yoda Transformers “Attack Ship”–unveiled at Toy Fair 2010 and scheduled for release in August–makes me so profoundly unhappy.
If your eyes have done something to really piss you off lately*, you can make them pay the price with more images of ridiculous forthcoming Star Wars Transformers over at Transformer World 2005.
* No, seriously, though. If [...]
Cutest Lil’ Violence: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Stop-Motion LEGO Animation
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010Here’s a fantastic LEGO stop-motion animation by Fancy Pants Productions based on the mega-successful (and deliciously violent) Star Wars video game property, The Force Unleashed.
I made this as part of an animation challenge on bricksinmotion.com. The goal was to make the coolest lightsaber duel possible. The lightsaber and blaster effects were done [...]
It’s Official: The International Space Station Is a Tie Fighter
Thursday, February 18th, 2010“Sure,” you said. “Sure, the International Space Station looks like a Tie Fighter if you squint real hard and look at it from a distance. But that’s just a coincidence.”
Sure it is, you rube.
Now that astronauts have added the last major component to the International Space Station, including a cupola that looks just [...]

