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Friday, June 19th, 2009Just because you have the rights to a license… doesn’t mean you should use it.
And the producers of the next, inevitable Punisher movie are welcome to that advice. But today, let’s address Disney and its grotesque cross-licensed toy-producing efforts.
5. Mickey Mouse Tron Doll
The fine toy-crafters behind the Mickey Mouse Tron “Doll” were originally going to [...]
Geek Loot: Life-Size Star Wars Imperial Biker Scout
Thursday, June 11th, 2009What’s eleven feet long, made of wood, plastic, and fiberglass, and reeks of virginity and Peter Pan syndrome?
It’s a “highly-accurate” 1:1 scale replica of an Imperial Biker Scout and his Speeder Bike from Return of the Jedi. And you can bid on it in this Ebay auction.
The seller is asking a mere $6,000 and [...]
Darth Vader Corset Features Boobs and Other Stuff - Costume
Thursday, June 4th, 2009This charming little black number inspired by Darth Vader was created by custom costume- and corset-makers Evening Arwen.
Yes, “Evening Arwen” sounds like a new age band of hippie night evles, but even hippies know better than to tempt the ire of the formidable LucasFilm licensing empire. That’s why they’ve dubbed this Darth Vader corset ensemble [...]
A Star Wars AT-AT Cake. Your Jaw May Now Commence Dropping. - Geeky Cake of the Week
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009Last summer, Jennifer Luxmore of Sin Desserts in Providence, RI, shared with me a fantastic Star Wars Millennium Falcon cake which subsequently went on to internets-fame. Since then, Jennifer has been promising me an exclusive on a spectacular follow-up, and damn if she didn’t deliver with this Star Wars AT-AT cake.
My friend, Jason got married [...]
Yes, That Is a Stormtrooper Wedding Gown Bodice - Kooky Star Wars Tribute
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009This is globalization in action, people. Faced with a glut of strange fetishes and a shortage of loopy natives, Japan has obviously started exporting its Batshit-CrazyTM to the Philippines.
The Philippines, where Tiger and Issa got married this past December in a Star Wars ceremony set to Ludicrous Speed.
First, there’s the wedding gown. Which featured a [...]
A Jabba the Hutt Cake the Green, Slimy Way It Should Be - Geeky Cake of the Week
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009I’m phoning this one in, people. Jokes at a bare minimum. Because (1) this Jabba the Hutt cake from completely-non-professional cake-maker Marty speaks for itself. It is green, slimy, and stupendous.
And (2), Marty sent me perhaps the best description of a cake I’ve ever received, and its hilarity stands quite nicely on its own.
I’ll let [...]
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