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Tuesday, February 9th, 2010I promise I don’t hate you. But after you hear this new-wave/dance-pop (think: 1980s) club remix of the Ewok celebration song from Return of the Jedi, you might think I do.
You can thank some musician named Meco–who launched his career in the 1970s with a disco version (a disco version!) of the original Star Wars [...]
Um, Not Really: Sexy Twi’lek LEGO Minifigs
Friday, February 5th, 2010Twi-leks are the designated sexpots of the Star Wars galaxy, yet there’s clearly something inherently wrong with the phrase “sexy Twi’lek LEGO minifigs.”
And if you were uncomfortable reading that phrase, just think how I felt writing it.*
These custom Star Wars LEGO minifigs come from Arealight Custom Work, who has more product shots on Flickr. [...]
Thanks, 1970s Japan!: Insane Star Wars-Themed Commercial for Sea Chicken [Video]
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Answer: Chewbacca jumping and yelping like someone just gave him a hearty Wookiee-neutering. Horrible doppelgangers of Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Princess Leia. “Sea chicken,” a screeching mantra that will haunt your ears like nothing else since “RED RUM.” The geisha-like version of C-3PO that you never imagined could be more effeminate than the original. [...]
So Wrong: Vader. Dude. That’s Your *Daughter*, Man.
Sunday, January 24th, 2010What a horrible, horrible* use of Photoshop. I feel dirty** just looking at it.
Via some nutty Russian LiveJournal page that’s so NSFW I’d risk contaminating my typing fingers just by linking to it.
* I.e., horribly hilarious.
** I.e., guiltily gleeful.
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Mini-Morbidity: Kid’s Darth Vader Costume
Monday, January 18th, 2010You know this kid didn’t put his Darth Vader costume together on his own, right?
Yikes. I have so many questions for his mother.
And only one of them is about how she made that awesome re-breather. The rest are definitely based on my concern for the child. Definitely.
Via a site of ill-repute which doesn’t provide attribution [...]
Revelatory: Luke Skywalker Is the Six Million Dollar Man
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010In retrospect, the parallels between Luke Skywalker and the Six Million Dollar Man are so obvious that I’m surprised that no one has set the nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh bionic sounds to Star Wars video clips, before.
I bet Colonel Steve Austin never made out with his sister, though.
Via UniqueDaily, who never made out with Steve Austin’s sister, either.
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