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Friday, August 20th, 2010So here’s the $39.99 Slave Leia perfume that materialized as a Star Wars Celebration V “exclusive” this month.
I use the quotes around “exclusive” because, for one, I’m literally quoting the LucasFilm propaganda, and two, the term “exclusive” is used very loosely. As in, “it’s exclusive insofar as you can very much buy it online while not [...]
Thanks, Keys!: Star Wars Talking Plush Keychains
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010I went all testosterone-y there in the last post, so here’s something soft and adorable to lull you back into a more Zen place.
‘Cause it’s more fun pulling the emotional rug out from under you when you’re in your happy place.
Via The Neatoshop, who has a delightful emotional rug made from 100% pony hair.
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Questionable: Sexy Stormtrooper Tattoo
Monday, August 16th, 2010Right. A sexy Stormtrooper tattoo.
Of course, I say “sexy” with my tongue very decidedly in the vicinity of my cheek. You’ll have to ask Japan if you need to have this whole sexualization-of-cartoons thing explained. Because I can’t.
On the bright side, this guy has made it very convenient for other Star Wars cartoon cosplay fetishists [...]
I Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Sexy Wampa Costume [Cosplay]
Friday, August 13th, 2010When my friend Jen from Cake Wrecks said today that she’d captured a shot of a “sexy Wampa costume” at Star Wars Celebration V in Orlando, I could only picture something (1) reeking of crazy-pants and (2) featuring boobs.
And, boy, did Florida deliver. In its own special way, no less. (I.e., with a stripper.)
Check out the [...]
Now I’m Hungry: Stormtrooper on a Toilet Cake [Geeky Cake]
Thursday, August 12th, 2010Dawn from Aurora Cakes crafted this Stormtrooper-on-a-toilet cake at the request a six-year-old’s parents who “wanted to make their son laugh.”
Et voila! Poop!
Photo Credit: Aurora Cakes on Flickr
Weathered internets traveler that I am, I know that many of you* out there share the tastes of six-year-olds. So… you’re welcome. Here’s a funny-ha-ha poop joke cake.
Could Be Worse (Add Some Jabba): Admiral Ackbar Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Wednesday, August 11th, 2010This Star Wars tattoo belongs to tattoo artist Brynn on deviantART.
I think I probably speak for many sensible-type people when I say that I’d rather have Ackbar’s ugly squid-face inked on my skin than Grand Moff Tarkin’s sallow, creepy-old-man-from-the-haunted-house mug.
Rule of thumb: don’t get tattoos of old people. At best, it’s powerfully unsexy, and at worst, [...]
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