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Monday, November 15th, 2010Sometimes I lament our society’s downward spiral of stupidity, but then I remember that if it weren’t for incredibly poor judgment, I’d have a lot less stuff to blog about.* This guy basically has to shave or wax his chest for the rest of his life, right? Because there’s not much as sloppy-looking as a [...]
You Don’t See That Every Day: Giant Squid vs. My Little Pony Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Wednesday, November 10th, 2010I don’t know why this giant squid is attacking a My Little Pony, but I’m on board. Via Ugliest Tattoos, who just realized that giant squids have been disguising themselves as giant octopi all along. Find custom My Little Pony toys on Ebay
Does This Mean Germans Are Devil-Worshippers?: Satanic Hasselhoff Tattoo
Friday, November 5th, 2010I know I said I wouldn’t post any more Halloween content this week. But I never said I wouldn’t post anything that wouldn’t haunt your dreams. Via Ugliest Tattoos, who’s heard that–coincidentally–Satan’s breath smells like hamburgers and German beer. Find Hasselhoff Knight Rider posters on Ebay
Don’t Believe Everything You Read: Video Game Vitals Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010Yeah, you can’t see his “Learning Impairment” stats meter because it wouldn’t fit across his chest. It’s running down his leg, along with the catheter he uses to avoid leaving the couch during long sessions of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Via Ugliest Tattoos, who was kind enough to claim this unattributed photo for our [...]
The Un-Sexy-Fier: Twilight Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Monday, October 11th, 2010Sorry, lady, your horrific Twilight tattoo doesn’t rank among the top twelve awful Twilight tattoos. But not for lack of trying. Obviously. As Jessica points out in the comments, this lady is the same one featured as #1 on the list of twelve awful Twilight tattoos. But now we have this more-recent photo to reveal the extensive [...]
Sloppy, Much?: Star Wars Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Thursday, October 7th, 2010Ok, so this Star Wars tattoo isn’t a complete mess. I mean, Luke Skywalker looks distinctly more like Dorothy Hamill than Mark Hamill, but otherwise… um, lovely. Ish. Via Ugliest Tattoos, whose efforts at source attribution aren’t so much sloppy as they are nonexistent. Find vintage Star Wars playsets on Ebay
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