Good news, people! You can finally quit your despairing and general verklempting, because I’m back from hiatus.
My absence from the blog was due to my starting a new long-term occupational engagement which requires the full attention of all of my considerable resources, including my devastating handsomeness, fresh scent, and keen smartiness.
So what does this mean for the blog? Well, first, I shan’t be posting multiple, short posts per day any longer. However! I will devote hours of my weekends–when the batteries powering my physical attractiveness must be replenished–to generating longer-form content like The Top Twelve Awful Twilight Tattoos, The Top Five Green Lantern Costumes Gone Wrong, and The Top Five Awful R2-D2 Cakes. I’ll release this content over the course of the work week; you can expect at least one or two of these lists per week, plus some other goodies as I have time, energy, and the desire to placate you.
Anyway, I’m excited about this evolution of the blog, and am glad you are joining me for it. I’d love to hear from you in the comments with your thoughts. Especially if your thoughts are dominated by adoration and a compelling desire to send me money. (U.S. DOLLARS, ONLY!)
And remember… I love you. For loving me.