Giveaway: Planet Hulk on DVD!
By Great White Snark | January 20, 2010
So, I’m giving away a copy of the new Planet Hulk on DVD.
Add this to the list of nice things I do for you: (1) Look awesome. (2) Allow you to admire me. (3) Show you pictures of Star Trek nerds who make you feel better about your own existence.
You’re welcome.
To enter to win the DVD:
Leave a comment on this post, indicating your favorite storyline about aliens from a movie or TV show.
I’ll select my favorite and announce that winner in a new post this coming Wednesday, January 27.
Rule things:
- Enter as many times as you like, but favor quality over quality; one really clever/hilarious/pithy entry has a lot better chance of winning than five compellingly-lame entries.
- Winners outside the forty-eight contiguous U.S. states pay shipping. Because this ain’t a money tree, it’s just a plain ol’ blog.
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Oy, Vey: Star Trek-Themed Family Photo [Cosplay]
By Great White Snark | January 19, 2010
This entire family (willingly?) dressed up in Star Trek costumes for a family portrait.

Which is certainly one way to guarantee your kids won’t get to experiment with pre-marital sex. No unwanted teen pregnancies in this household!
Via the frequently-glorious Awkward Family Photos, who would never send one of their kids on an “away” mission in a red shirt.
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Topics: Costumes | 10 Comments »
Mini-Morbidity: Kid’s Darth Vader Costume
By Great White Snark | January 18, 2010
You know this kid didn’t put his Darth Vader costume together on his own, right?

Yikes. I have so many questions for his mother.
And only one of them is about how she made that awesome re-breather. The rest are definitely based on my concern for the child. Definitely.
Via a site of ill-repute which doesn’t provide attribution for any images. (For shame.)
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Topics: Costumes, Star Wars | 3 Comments »
Twitter Link Roundup – Week Ending January 16, 2010
By Great White Snark | January 17, 2010
Last week, I was named by WIRED as one of the “150 Geeky Media People You Should Follow on Twitter“. Which means that if you’re not already following my Twitter profile or the GWS Facebook Page, you’re obviously not doing what you “should”.
And I know you want to do what you’re supposed to do, right? Right?

- This sexual Predator never showed up on Dateline. http://bit.ly/8GRZb0
- Anime subtitles gone wrong. Like, “I’ll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish” wrong. http://bit.ly/5RZzXO
- adidas Star Wars commercial. 98% awesome. 100% arbitrary. http://bit.ly/6Elew7
- I FOUND HIM! (via @reddit) http://bit.ly/5RjpVn
- Working homemade Star Trek phaser. YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT. http://bit.ly/87Hpfp
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Holy What?: Jesus Spock Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
By Great White Snark | January 15, 2010
As you know, Spock died for our sins.

Photo Source: GeekPartenting1 on Flickr
But then he came back in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, so… whatevs.
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The Truffle Shuffle Defense: Captain Picard vs. Chunk from The Goonies
By Great White Snark | January 13, 2010
This is glorious. I think we can all agree that when Picard takes on Chunk… we all win.

I can’t get enough of this thing. After letting it cycle 20 or 30 times, I noticed how Chunk looks like he’s channeling Bruce Banner right before he transforms into The Hulk.
I wonder what I’ll notice after watching it another 50 times. Simple pleasures, simple pleasures.
Via Global Thermonuclear War. War: now we know what it’s good for.
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