Absolutely Timeless(ish): Sharktopus Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
By Great White Snark | January 18, 2011
I was totally going to get a sharktopus tattoo like this one, but I ran out of room on my arms after getting tattoos of Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex, the final scene from Step Up 3D, the oldest Jonas Brother, and several other terrible things that will have zero cultural significance eighteen months from now.
Via Reddit, who thinks the oldest Jonas will have the last laugh.
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This Is Your Face on Drugs: Pikachu Lips
By Great White Snark | January 17, 2011
deviantART user viridis-somnio painted this Pikachu design on some poor bastard’s lips for a class project.
Via Kotaku, who plans never to be afflicted with halitosis of the Pokemon.
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The Lameness Keeps You Warm: Twilight Apple Mittens
By Great White Snark | January 14, 2011
Thanks to ChickenBetty’s design for these fingerless mittens featuring Twilight‘s now-iconic apple, you can look at a poor imitation of an image adorning a poor imitation of a real book whenever your sad little heart desires.
Via Buzzfeed, who thinks that anyone unironically interested in these Twilight mittens is sporting a poor imitation of good taste.
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His Name Was Clarence: Demon Pelt Rug
By Great White Snark | January 14, 2011
If you’re concerned with demons invading your home, I suppose you could cast a spell of protection. (That’s what they’d do on Buffy, right?) Or, you could be like Melita Curphy and splay a dead demon pelt across the floor of your front hall. I think that’d send a pretty clear message.
Face/ears/claws/teeth/horns are all hand sculpted and hand painted, head base is a foam taxidermy form.
Via Super Punch, who’s interpreting the message as, “This is the home of someone who has a lot of World of Warcraft figurines in fancy display cases in the library. And swords. Lots of swords.”
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That’s Something, I Guess: Huge Star Wars Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
By Great White Snark | January 13, 2011
Yeah, so you got yourself a big ol’ Star Wars tattoo.
I’ve got three words for you: Not. Committed. Enough.
Via Geekologie, who thinks that Stormtrooper is going to be terribly disappointed when he finds out he’s got blue streamers coming out of his blaster.
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I’m Liking My Chances with a Proton Pack: Stay Puft Marshmallow Snow Man
By Great White Snark | January 13, 2011
So, when I asked if you were sick of Ghostbusters stuff, the answer was “no,” right? Ok, sweet. ‘Cause… here’s this.
Via Reddit, who tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something loved from childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. And came up with a snowman. So… job well done.
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