Hacking Snowmageddon: Death Star Trench Run through Shoveled Snow [Video]
By Great White Snark | January 10, 2011
For you people getting snow dumped on you by the metric ton-load this winter: make lemonade out of lemons.
Or, more specifically, make a Death Star trench run out of your shoveled front sidewalk.
Or make Sno-cones out of road salt. Whatever. Just keep your damn dog off my lawn.
Topics: Star Wars, Videos | 2 Comments »
Hair Is Overrated, Anyway: My Little Pony Scalp Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
By Great White Snark | January 10, 2011
Listen, I know we all love My Little Pony, but…
Oh, wait a tick. NO ONE LIKES MY LITTLE PONY THIS MUCH.
Photo Credit: Joseph Kozar Jr.
Via Buzzfeed, who thinks you’re not so much “crying” for attention as much as you are “bleating like a stuck pig” for attention.
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Topics: Tattoos | No Comments »
Fried ‘Mallow, It’s What’s for Dinner: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs. Ghostbusters Wedding Cake
By Great White Snark | January 10, 2011
I’ve seen some fine Ghostbusters cakes in my time*, but none like this Ghostbusters wedding cake Charm City Cakes created for the wedding of DonnaMarie (wha?) and Ricky.
I mean, sure… great attention to detail. But really it was the pretty, pretty lights that sold me. (See pic, below.)
Topics: Cakes, Movies | 1 Comment »
Twitter Link Sampler – Week Ending January 8, 2011
By Great White Snark | January 9, 2011
Follow the GWS Twitter profile or GWS Facebook Page.
Because I’d never let you plaster a giant Twilight tattoo across your back. And if somehow you managed to get one, anyway, I’d never post a photo of it on my blog. Much.
- Oh, no. It’s back, and it has grown. #HorrificTwilightTattoo http://bit.ly/eTlCNd
- Vampire fangs are the new tramp stamp. Either way, your future children will think you’re an idiot. http://bit.ly/e4fzt1
- Yeah, I can see why some of you take this show so seriously.#StarTrek http://bit.ly/fP76xX
- “These aren’t the _______* you’re looking for. Move along.” *breasts #SFW #StarWars http://bit.ly/fGo3Qp
- A Comic-Con parade? Aren’t the 120k sweaty nerds in San Diego in July enough of a spectacle, already? http://j.mp/dWVDBo
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Topics: Tattoos | No Comments »
Take This One Home to Meet Mom: Tattooed Slave Leia Costume [Cosplay]
By Great White Snark | January 7, 2011
Slave Leia costume? Check. Boob tattoos? Check. Crotch tattoos? Check. Other attention-demanding body-scarification? Check.
Nope, no daddy issues going on, here…
In other news: Yeah, that’s hot. And the daddy issues just make it seem like more fun.
Via f***yeahgeekgirls, who’s sick and tired of bikini bottoms getting in the way of crotch-tattoo appreciation.
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Topics: Costumes, Star Wars | No Comments »
That Seems… Unnecessary: Steampunk Pen
By Great White Snark | January 7, 2011
I’m not sure what a screwdriver, bullet casings, and nail clippers have to do with steampunk…
Via Epic Win FTW, who is building an oversized steampunk hand, just to be able to hold this thing.
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Topics: Crafts and Hacks, Gadgets | No Comments »
