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YouTubeThe Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes – PART DEUX!
Thursday, September 24th, 2009It’s been so long since I identified the original Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes, amateur cake-makers have had ample time to produce a new crop of horrible confectionery likenesses of the Imperial battle station from Star Wars.
So, time to refresh the list and insult the well-intentioned work of some lovely people. Because pettiness is [...]
The Top Five Awful Millennium Falcon Cakes – Geeky Cake of the Week
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008What do these Millennium Falcon Star Wars cakes have in common with good intentions? They’re really sweet, appreciated incrementally more when they’re from your Mom, and not worth a damn when you thought you were actually going to get something cool for your birthday.
Before you put on your misguided “Hey, take it easy on [...]
The Top Five Awful R2-D2 Cakes – Geeky Cake of the Week
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008Here on GWS, I regularly lavish goodwill and praise upon honest-to-goodness talented cake artisans who bless our Yahweh-forsaken little planet with the simple joys elicited by first-rate geeky cakes.
But it’s time once again to turn our attention to the ham-handed, artistically-impaired, wannabe cake makers who bring another sort of pleasure to you and me, the [...]
The Top Five Awful Yoda Cakes – Geeky Cake of the Week
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Ok, there’s a bit too much mirth and goodwill in the air after last week’s stroke-fest over the Transfomers-themed birthday party.
You know what that means: It’s time to disparage and poke fun at the hard work of some hapless souls. And what better targets than the misguided, cake artisans (cough, cough) who had [...]
The Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes – Geeky Cake of the Week
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008Let me be clear: I am talentless in the kitchen. If it weren’t for my George Foreman grill, I’d live off of protein bars and frozen microwavable pasta. In the evolution of culinary arts, I’m the hunched-over caveman of cooking.
Yet, in no way does that fact diminish my enthusiasm for disparaging the efforts [...]
Top Five Awful Darth Vader Cakes – Geeky Cake of the Week
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008Let me disclaim this post by saying that a chimp with one arm and a sneezing fit can decorate a cake more adeptly than I can.
But the part of my brain that makes jokes at the expense of others (who are clearly more talented than I am) is as artistic as they come. We [...]
