Thanks, Chinese Pirates!: Mangled Battlestar Galactica DVD Cover Art
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010If only Engrish-speaking Chinese counterfeiters did all DVD cover art. Buying DVDs would be a lot more fun. Like Cracker Jack boxes. You never know what prize you’re going to get!
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Me at the DVD store: “Is there really a Starship Enterprise in one of these episodes of Battlestar Galactica??”
Chinese Pirate Liars: [...]
Cuddle Monster: Homemade Cylon Teddy Bear
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010Rather than give your sweetheart a teddy bear for your next special occasion, why not give her a Cylon teddy bear, the gift that says, “You give me warm and fuzzies which make me want to serve you like a mindless death bot so please, please, please just give me something to kill”…?
Because your sense [...]
It’s Electric! (Boogie Woogie Woogie): Battlestar Galactica Cylon Cake [Geeky Cake]
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009Take it easy, there. I can already detect your blossoming contempt for this seemingly-unremarkable Battlestar Galactica Cylon cake. So judgmental!*
Sure, it’s not as clever or artistic as previous Battlestar Galactica cakes here on GWS. But what this one lacks in elaborate cake-craft, it more than makes up for with LASER EYES.
Ok, so, specifically… the cake [...]
It’s a Battlestar Galactica Cake. Happy Frakkin’ Birthday. – Geeky Cake of the Week
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009Colonel Tigh on his angriest, drunkest day couldn’t have put it better himself:
Here’s a Battlestar Galactica cake. Happy frakkin’ birthday.
Laura hired chef Archana Rao at Love Street Cakes (“where cake dreams come true!”*) to craft this BSG cake for the birthday of Laura’s husband, a “big BSG fan” sadly-accustomed to verbal abuse on special occasions [...]
The Top Five Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Geek Heroes
Monday, September 8th, 2008There are a handful of surefire ways to pander to geek fantasies. One involves Kristen Bell in a slave Leia bikini. (Well played, Fanboys.)
Another involves an underdog character–underestimated because of his appearance and otherwise less-than-Alpha-Maleness–displaying heroic qualities, saving the day, finally getting noticed by the Girl, having the Girl find his expertise as [...]
Attention TV Executives: The Secret Formula for Great Geek TV Shows
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007My brain is a virtual treasure trove of information on how people in any given group could be more useful and productive members of society. But since the fundamentalist Christians, George Lucas, and the Bush administration won’t reply to my letters, I’ll turn my attention to television executives. That’s right, TV execs, today [...]
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