Take Your Medicine!: Stormtrooper Spanking Captain Kirk Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Monday, April 26th, 2010Listen, I don’t want you Star Trek fans to think I’m posting this tattoo of a Stormtrooper spanking Captain Kirk* just because I love to (a) belabor the clear superiority of Star Wars over Star Trek and (b) antagonize you. I want you to know that’s exactly why I’m posting this tattoo. HAAAA! Via Force [...]
Uh, Fun?: Goofy Star Trek Helmet Toy
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Contrary to what you might think, what appealed to me most about this ridiculous Star Trek helmet toy (featuring flashing light! and antenna thing!) wasn’t that it provided yet more compelling evidence of Star Trek‘s inherent uncoolness. No, I’m just reassured to know that in the future according to Star Trek, simple-yet-effective technology will have [...]
Dance to It: Star Trek “Pain” Song Remix
Thursday, January 28th, 2010I know, I know, yet another catchy Star Trek song powered by insanity. But I dare you not to dance to the sound of Spock’s pain. (Pain. Pain.) Via The Daily What, who would dance to the sound of Spock tweezing a hangnail. Find Star Trek costumes on Ebay Enjoy this post? Subscribe to Great [...]
Because I Love Insanity: The Captain Kirk Is Climbing a Mountain Song
Friday, December 11th, 2009I know this is the second nutty Star Trek video I’ve posted in as many days. This isn’t indicative of some spontaneous affection I’ve developed for the franchise. But when insanity beckons, I harken. And, damn, if Star Trek doesn’t lend itself really nicely to insanity. Video: Captain Kirk Is Climbing a Mountain Song I’ve [...]
Shatnerlicious: Star Trek Cartoon Music Video
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009You’re about to experience a new rendition of Pulp’s 1995 song “Common People”. If you listen to the original, I think you’ll agree it sounds like a pretty-respectable knock-off of a song from The Cure. In other words, it lends itself perfectly to a catchy-as-hell cover by Star Trek‘s own William Shatner. Video: Shatner Star [...]
