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YouTubeSuper-Capitalist-Pig: 1980s Superman Peanut Butter Commercial
Thursday, March 11th, 2010Apparently the Superman of the 1980s wasn’t above making a buck off of his fame and reputation, as he marketed “Superman Peanut Butter” to kids for several years. (No, really.)
Which inspired Lex Luthor to hatch his least-nefarious plan in the history of ever.
Via Retroist, who won’t eat anything that wasn’t packaged by super-powered space aliens.
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Terrible, Just Terrible: Avatar: The Last Airbender Costumes [Cosplay]
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010Anyone who knows Avatar: The Last Airbender–either via its original incarnation as a fantastic animated TV show or by way of the compelling trailers for the upcoming live-action movie–knows that the main characters are all little Asian kids.
Little. Skinny. Asian. Kids.
Not only do these Airbender costumes not feature Asians, nor kids, their degree of non-skinniness [...]
Contest Winner: The Best Storyline About Aliens from a Movie or TV Show Is…
Monday, March 1st, 2010Three-and-a-half eons ago, I launched a contest that featured a prize of the not-so-new-any-more Planet Hulk DVD.
Subsequently, Lions Gate Home Entertainment and their PR company stiffed you people on the DVD they had promised and then botched their communication of said stiffing. Several Strongly-Worded Emails later, I do have good news: in [...]
Thanks, Fashion Trends!: Megatron Transformers Cap
Thursday, February 18th, 2010Hi. I’m the Megatron baseball cap from New Era. I’m a stain upon fashion that will poison your eyes with ludicrousness.
Photo Credit: Gizmodo
At $49.99, I’m about $45 too much to even count as a gag gift.
Via Fashionably Geek, who doesn’t like your hat if it doesn’t blind him in the sun.
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Giveaway: Planet Hulk on DVD!
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010So, I’m giving away a copy of the new Planet Hulk on DVD.
Add this to the list of nice things I do for you: (1) Look awesome. (2) Allow you to admire me. (3) Show you pictures of Star Trek nerds who make you feel better about your own existence.
You’re welcome.
To enter to win the [...]
Giveaway: Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something Dark Side on DVD!
Sunday, December 27th, 2009I’ll admit it. I wasn’t going to get you anything for the holidays. But then you looked at me in that terribly plaintive way that you have, and if there’s anything I hate more than ungrateful children or Dickensian Klingons, it’s guilt trips.
So I’m giving away a copy of Family Guy Presents: Something Something Something [...]
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