Too Sexy: Alien Chestburster Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Monday, November 15th, 2010Sometimes I lament our society’s downward spiral of stupidity, but then I remember that if it weren’t for incredibly poor judgment, I’d have a lot less stuff to blog about.* This guy basically has to shave or wax his chest for the rest of his life, right? Because there’s not much as sloppy-looking as a [...]
Halloween Hangover: Pumpkin Alien Chestburster Sculpture
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010First the alien chestburster cake (then the other one), and now this winner of a pumpkin-carving contest. I like where this trend is going. Via Nerdcore, who’s picturing an alien chestburster crafted solely from bacon and olives. Find Alien chestburster toys on Ebay
That’s Gonna Leave a Mark: Baby’s Alien Chestburster Costume [Cosplay]
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010“MOMMY?” Via Reddit, who reminds everyone of the damaging consequences* of not vaccinating your children. * Including violent bouts of Photoshop. Find the Alien Queen Chestburster Plush on Amazon
So Sweet: Alien Chestburster Cake [Geeky Cake]
Friday, September 24th, 2010Look at this guy. Adorable. I almost want to let him nuzzle up in my chest cavity. I’d hug him and squeeze him and love him and call him George. Until he burst through my sternum. Credit for the cake and photo to Jeff Ross on Flickr. Find plush chestburster toys on Ebay
Holy Heartburn, Batman: LEGO Alien Chestburster
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009Arvo’s LEGO Alien chestburster model gets 87% of the way to Awesome all on its own, and then the pool of fake LEGO blood moves the needle to 100%. Plug the figures into your Abacuses of Awesome, and you’ll see that I’m right. Give or take a percentage point. Certainly it puts the chestbursted LEGO [...]
