The Top Five Awful Cthulhu Cakes
Sunday, March 13th, 2011Let’s face it: even a “good” Cthulhu cake can be bad. When your subject is the dreaded, hideous, and many-tentacled high priest to the Great Old Ones, it’s no coincidence that a confectionery representation would be reminiscent of a steaming pile of angry fecal matter. A picture says a thousand words. In this case, most of those words [...]
Congrats to the Creepiest Guy on the Slopes: Crocheted Cthulhu Ski Mask
Monday, January 3rd, 2011This guy’s girlfriend crocheted him a Cthulhu ski mask for the holidays. Which means that either he really loves Cthulhu, or his girlfriend really, really hates his face. (Or both, I guess… in which case, everybody wins!) Via Reddit, who finds Cthulhu more attractive than six out of ten Floridians. Find plush Cthulhu toys on [...]
Hilari-awesome: Old Spice Commercial Parody Starring Cthulhu
Thursday, September 16th, 2010When I’m doing my job right, here’s the formula for blogging success on GWS: Find a thing about Cthulhu. Post it on the blog. ???????? * Profit. Via boingboing, who heard that Cthulhu once looked deep into the eyes of Hello Kitty and promptly wet himself. True story. * Find plush Cthulhu toys on Ebay
Ruh-Roh: Cthulthu Plush with Suction Cups
Friday, August 20th, 2010I thought you all should know: Cthulthu now has suction powers. This can’t go well. Via Nerd Approved, who loves it when I pander to you Cthulhu fans. Because my shamelessness smells like honey with a hint of delicate mint. Find Cthulhu plush toys on Ebay
Don’t Look Straight at It: My Little Cthulhu
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010Lisa on deviantART knows you can’t go wrong when you mix evil and adorable. Which explains how Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel banked $443 million. (Since you were wondering.) Via Toycutter, who cannot explain your inexplicable fascination with Cthulhu, so stop asking. Find the Cthulhu plush on Amazon
Not Awkward at All: Cthulhu Plush Cell Phone Holder
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010Sure, the Cthulhu plush cell phone holder from Entertainment Earth seems completely impractical, unruly, and even a little bit* silly, at first. But with the release of details on the iPhone 4, now it makes perfect sense. Plush Cthulhu will nourish itself upon the simmering evil of AT&T’s bait-and-switch tethering plan, thereby simultaneously protecting me from [...]
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