Ruh-Roh: Cthulthu Plush with Suction Cups
Friday, August 20th, 2010I thought you all should know: Cthulthu now has suction powers.
This can’t go well.
Via Nerd Approved, who loves it when I pander to you Cthulhu fans. Because my shamelessness smells like honey with a hint of delicate mint.
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Don’t Look Straight at It: My Little Cthulhu
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010Lisa on deviantART knows you can’t go wrong when you mix evil and adorable.
Which explains how Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel banked $443 million. (Since you were wondering.)
Via Toycutter, who cannot explain your inexplicable fascination with Cthulhu, so stop asking.
Find the Cthulhu plush on Amazon
Not Awkward at All: Cthulhu Plush Cell Phone Holder
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010Sure, the Cthulhu plush cell phone holder from Entertainment Earth seems completely impractical, unruly, and even a little bit* silly, at first.
But with the release of details on the iPhone 4, now it makes perfect sense. Plush Cthulhu will nourish itself upon the simmering evil of AT&T’s bait-and-switch tethering plan, thereby simultaneously protecting me from both [...]
I’m Not Impressed: Cthulhu Mounted Plush Wall Trophy
Friday, April 16th, 2010If you had the temerity to mount a Cthulhu head on your wall as a trophy, wouldn’t you at least want it to look horrible and fearsome and “real”?
I mean, if you’re going to go to these kind of lengths of pitiable nerdiness, at least do it with conviction.
Because if there’s anything worse than pretending [...]
Frosted Evil: Cthulhu Cake [Geeky Cake]
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009I debated posting this Cthulhu cake by Clever Cake Studio, since sightings of H.P. Lovecraft’s horrible Cthulhu have been known to cause spontaneous eye-bleeding, bed-wetting, and Stalinism.
While bed-wetting is hilarious, I’d probably feel bad if I turned you people into bloody-eyed fascist oppressors.
But there’s the pic. So apparently I wouldn’t feel too bad.
Here’s the deets [...]
