How It Would Really Happen: Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Friday, May 7th, 2010What? What’s that? Am I not yet tired of these parody videos that skewer and humble Star Trek? Why, no. No, I’m not. Enjoy this cleverly-edited video documenting an encounter between the crew of Star Trek: The Next Generation and one of Darth Vader’s Star Destroyers from Star Wars. The ending is the most gratifying [...]
Thanks, 1970s Japan!: Insane Star Wars-Themed Commercial for Sea Chicken [Video]
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Answer: Chewbacca jumping and yelping like someone just gave him a hearty Wookiee-neutering. Horrible doppelgangers of Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Princess Leia. “Sea chicken,” a screeching mantra that will haunt your ears like nothing else since “RED RUM.” The geisha-like version of C-3PO that you never imagined could be more effeminate than the original. [...]
So Wrong: Vader. Dude. That’s Your *Daughter*, Man.
Sunday, January 24th, 2010What a horrible, horrible* use of Photoshop. I feel dirty** just looking at it. Via some nutty Russian LiveJournal page that’s so NSFW I’d risk contaminating my typing fingers just by linking to it. * I.e., horribly hilarious. ** I.e., guiltily gleeful. Find Darth Vader costumes on Ebay Enjoy this post? Subscribe to Great White [...]
Mini-Morbidity: Kid’s Darth Vader Costume
Monday, January 18th, 2010You know this kid didn’t put his Darth Vader costume together on his own, right? Yikes. I have so many questions for his mother. And only one of them is about how she made that awesome re-breather. The rest are definitely based on my concern for the child. Definitely. Via a site of ill-repute which [...]
Hello, Xenophobia: French Star Wars Disco Dance Party
Monday, January 11th, 2010I initially had some difficulty deciding which to blame for the most lazy piece of choreography you’ve ever seen performed (poorly) by spandexed C-3POs and Darth Vaders in this disco-themed Star Wars video: France, or the atrocious pop culture trends of the late 1970s. I settled on France.* NO! BAD, FRANCE! BAD! Via Nerdcore, who [...]
Do I Know You?: Star Wars Emperor Palpatine Cake [Geeky Cake]
Monday, December 14th, 2009Jen’s Party Cakes apparently has a long-ish history of creating cartoonishly-deformed cakes of Star Wars characters. Like Darth Vader. Or a Stormtrooper. But this Emperor Palpatine cake says “puppet” more than “cartoon” to me. Specifically, it reminds me of Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock. (Enjoy that flashback. You’re welcome.) Photo Credit: jenspartycakes on Flickr But [...]
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