Death Star Costume Has the Power to Destroy a Small, Paper Mache Planet - Kooky Star Wars Tribute
Thursday, November 6th, 2008Don’t ask me where I first found this pic of a dude in a Death Star costume. I just rediscovered it in my computer archives along with a photo of me with a feathered haircut and scanned copy of a ticket to a Right Said Fred concert.
Yeah. It’s old. But it’s awesome.
And here comes your [...]
Death Star Sets Land Speed Record - Kooky Star Wars Tribute
Saturday, October 25th, 2008Ok, so the Death Star in question set a land speed record among ground-based space stations like I recently won a handsomeness contest among all the people in my apartment nicknamed “Great White Snark.” That is to say: uncontested.
Regardless of its merits of momentum, the Death Star that competed in last week’s Red Bull [...]
Loyal GWS Fan Gets a Death Star Birthday Cake - Geeky Cake of the Week
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008Guess what I’ve got that you don’t got? I mean, besides a Batman tattoo and my unofficial chairmanship of the Committee to Elect Sarah Palin to President of the Party in My Pants.
I’ve got a slab of leftover Star Wars cake in my fridge.
Go ahead. Try to smite me with your jealousy. But it [...]
Death Star Cake with Tower of Mind-Blowing Star Wars Cupcakes - Geeky Curiosity of the Week
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008Finding a Death Star cake is a bit like getting laid at Comic-Con. You might find something to put your mouth on… but it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Certainly we’ve seen our share of bad Death Star cakes. I’m so jaded that I profiled an artsy Death Star wedding cake that didn’t even have [...]
The Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes - Geeky Cake of the Week
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008Let me be clear: I am talentless in the kitchen. If it weren’t for my George Foreman grill, I’d live off of protein bars and frozen microwavable pasta. In the evolution of culinary arts, I’m the hunched-over caveman of cooking.
Yet, in no way does that fact diminish my enthusiasm for disparaging the efforts [...]



