Hacking Snowmageddon: Death Star Trench Run through Shoveled Snow [Video]
Monday, January 10th, 2011For you people getting snow dumped on you by the metric ton-load this winter: make lemonade out of lemons. Or, more specifically, make a Death Star trench run out of your shoveled front sidewalk. Or make Sno-cones out of road salt. Whatever. Just keep your damn dog off my lawn.
Artsy: Watermelon Death Star
Thursday, March 18th, 2010I can’t look at this watermelon Death Star and not think of Gallagher and the Sledge-O-Matic. (Because my mind is always on the highest high-brow of comedy. That’s why. Now stop looking at me like that. I SAID LOOK AWAY.) Via kuriositas by way of NotCot, whose ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next [...]
The Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes – PART DEUX!
Thursday, September 24th, 2009It’s been so long since I identified the original Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes, amateur cake-makers have had ample time to produce a new crop of horrible confectionery likenesses of the Imperial battle station from Star Wars. So, time to refresh the list and insult the well-intentioned work of some lovely people. Because pettiness [...]
Star Wars Death Star Crotch Tattoo (Yeah. You Heard Me.) – Geeky Tattoo
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Welcome to this (assuredly lovely) woman’s crotch, where you’ll find this geeky Star Wars tattoo depicting two X-Wing fighters flying towards the Death Star. Photo by hoshq on deviantART Not coincidentally, the scene takes on the shape of a “V,” which I’m sure is in honor of the woman’s fondness for vanilla, and is in [...]
The Best Star Wars Death Star Cake You’ll Ever See Went to a Six-Year-Old – Geeky Cake of the Week
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009These cakes can be such a source of inner turmoil for me. Of course, by “inner turmoil,” I mean a case of brow-furrowing consternation that persists for a few seconds before my wandering attention and I catch sight of something shiny and move on. (Hey, look! I found a quarter! Oh. Just a nickel. Forget [...]
Star Wars Death Star Grooms Cake Presents a Kinder, Gentler Side of The Empire
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008I kind of like the whimsical interpretation of the Death Star in this Star Wars groom’s cake. It’s very “death machine sits on a fluffy cloud at the end of a Skittles rainbow.” ‘Cause you know there’s no better place for a death machine to sit than on a fluffy cloud. Or a pair of [...]
« Previous Entries