Anyone Home in There?: Street Fighter Skull Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Thursday, May 6th, 2010You know what I like most about this Street Fighter skull tattoo? I’ll never have to waste time getting to know this guy only to find out that he has incredibly poor judgement. He has literally painted a sign on his head. Save me the time, people! Via Geeky Tattoos, who once thought about getting [...]
Thumbs Down: Video Game “Level Up” Cleavage Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Monday, April 19th, 2010Yeah, so… scarring your perfectly-good cleavage with permanent ink? Still not a good idea. Via OniPepper, who doesn’t mind the results of your poor judgment as long as you post pictures of them on the internets. Find Nintendo t-shirts on Ebay Enjoy this post? Subscribe to Great White Snark by email or by RSS.
Nintendo Power: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” Composed in Mario Paint
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010You have not experienced Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” until you’ve heard its power chords recreated in the charming, midi-like tones of an early-1990s Nintendo game. By someone with a copy of Mario Paint and an inordinate amount of time on their hands. Suck on it, Glee kids. Find a Zelda Ocarina instrument on Ebay Enjoy [...]
Ding, Ding!: Pinball Paddles Lower Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010Alyssa is absolutely rife with geeky tattoos–including Zelda characters all over her thighs and a Triforce on her neck–but I think we can all agree that her most curious work includes the pair of pinball paddle tattoos on her lower back and pinball buttons above her hips. And I bet you’re saying to yourself, “I’d [...]
Hope for Mankind: Most Grateful Kid Ever Gets an Xbox 360
Sunday, December 27th, 2009I have bemoaned many-a-time the horrific extent to which parents spoil their small children with outrageous gifts and birthday cakes. For one, none of these kids have been alive long enough to have done anything to deserve a $500 cake. (Cure a communicable disease and we’ll talk about a pizza party, kid. Maybe.) And two, [...]
Geek Steals Roundup: Black Friday Online Sales for Geeks – UPDATED
Thursday, November 26th, 2009Please, for this year’s Black Friday sales, don’t subject yourselves to the lunacy of the brick-and-mortar store experience. Shop online. If you really like putting yourself through that kind of abuse just to spend your money, I’ll gladly accept twenty American dollars to write a descriptive one-page essay on your various shortcomings. Otherwise, get ye [...]
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