That Seems… Unnecessary: Steampunk Pen
Friday, January 7th, 2011I’m not sure what a screwdriver, bullet casings, and nail clippers have to do with steampunk… Via Epic Win FTW, who is building an oversized steampunk hand, just to be able to hold this thing. Find steampunk pocket watches on Ebay
Gotta Catch ‘Em… Oh, Forget It: Handmade Pokeball Beanie
Friday, January 7th, 2011Sigh. Oh, anime nerds… this isn’t a hat.* It’s a target. Via Fashionably Geek, who never met a bullseye he didn’t smear with rotted Pikachu. * Formerly on sale on Etsy. Find Pokemon costumes on Ebay
He Will Be Remembered (and Scoffed at) Fondly: Computer Tombstone
Thursday, January 6th, 2011A man in China who loved computers died at the age of 26 while emailing his friends. So his family had a headstone carved for him in the shape of a desktop computer, with the monitor displaying his dates of birth and death. Because, obviously. Via Nerd Approved, who loves internet porn, so I can’t [...]
Yes, This Exists: The Star Trek Cookbook
Thursday, January 6th, 2011That’s right. The Star Trek Cookbook. So what’s the featured recipe? NERD CAKES? Ha! … Yeah. That happened. And I apologize. Not for mocking this lamebrained idea for a cookbook, but for the lazy joke. Sometimes the low-hanging fruit is the tastiest, you know? Seriously, though, folks… [waggles cigar] …given what I can see of the [...]
Guys Call Them “Shoes”: Star Wars Peep-Toe Pumps
Wednesday, January 5th, 2011Someone doesn’t think very much of your taste or standards, geeky ladies, because they basically slapped a bunch of Star Wars shit on a shoe and called it “fashion.” Even I know better than that. And I’m the guy who only found out last week that Swatch watches are no longer “cool.” (In other news: I’ve [...]
Congrats to the Creepiest Guy on the Slopes: Crocheted Cthulhu Ski Mask
Monday, January 3rd, 2011This guy’s girlfriend crocheted him a Cthulhu ski mask for the holidays. Which means that either he really loves Cthulhu, or his girlfriend really, really hates his face. (Or both, I guess… in which case, everybody wins!) Via Reddit, who finds Cthulhu more attractive than six out of ten Floridians. Find plush Cthulhu toys on [...]
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