What the WHAT?!: $1.5 Million Hello Kitty Painting
Monday, December 20th, 2010I guess it’s true that there’s a sucker born every minute. Because, statistically, that’s the only way there’d be enough suckers in the world who’d be able to afford this Hello Kitty painting on Ebay, which is listed for $1.5 million. The Ebay listing claims that this piece by famous(?) pop artist “Dillon” is the [...]
Reading Is Fundamental: Star Wars Text Crawl Dress
Thursday, December 16th, 2010“HEY, BUDDY MY EYES ARE UP HERE! What? Oh, sure. You can finish reading. Take your time.” Via theg33k, who wants to know if “restore freedom to the galaxy…” makes his ass look fat. Find Star Wars clothing for women on Ebay
Sure, That Seems Necessary: Samurai Sword Handle Toothpick Holder
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010Listen, I’m not averse to incorporating a little extra swordplay into my daily routine*, but these fancy Samurai Sword Toothpick Holders for run for $83. Because apparently the rate of inflation on insanity has been growing steadily in spite of the global downturn. Via That’s Nerdalicious, who’s depressed he can’t afford as much insanity as [...]
And You Want Money for This?: Zombie Hoodie Jacket
Thursday, December 9th, 2010I realize zombies are so hot right now, but over-eager efforts to jump on the bandwagon can clearly lead to some misguided merchandising efforts. I mean, seriously… who’s the target market for this thing? Homeless people? Teenagers who enjoy being shunned? Lazy cosplayers? Either way, I’m not seeing huge market potential. Via Fashionable Geek, who [...]
Batman Would Be Against This: Gotham City Ring
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010This solid-brass Gotham City Ring–plated with gunmetal and studded with cubic zirconia–can be yours for $225. And then you can be the talk of all your geeky friends, who will marvel at your fearless fashion and newfound habit of leaving rips, tears, and holes in everything around you. Congratulations, in advance. If expensive, gaudy DC-Comics-related [...]
Really? This Again?: Ladies C-3PO Swimsuit
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010The makers of the R2-D2 swimsuit have decided to follow-up with a C-3PO swimsuit, which I’m guessing was motivated not-so-much by, “Hey, you know what’s sexy? Angular, metal pectorals and a lot of exposed wiring.” …and more by, “Hey, remember when collective internets metaphorically–and sometimes literally–fapped itself into a foamy-mouthed frenzy over our R2-D2 swimsuit? We [...]
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